It has recently come to my attention that over the Christmas period some of our CBD shipping partners may have gathered around a Christmas tree wearing red and blue t-shirt colour combinations whilst holding boxes and throwing up funny masonic hand gestures.
I would like to personally apologise for such unholy behaviours transpiring amongst those that we trusted. That shit seems saturnic to me.
As a consequence of such unholiness we are looking to broaden our range of CBD providers in the new year. Is there anyone on this earth that don’t do things the saturn way. I cant see em.