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A story about me for learning.

A story about me for learning.
May 14, 2020 Vaporize

So this is a story about me for learning. Not self indulgence. Learning. But in the next weeks I am publishing some kind of political stuff and for that I want to write this first.

I had a manager in London once who wisely noticed that everyone was hating on a prayer.

He told me that sometimes the same happened to him and when it happened he spent the time to try and figure out why.

As I was getting towards the end of my time in Japan My final destination was an Island in Japan’s far North. A Ski resort in Hokkaido. Id just sat a Language test that was done at the Sapporo Uni. I passed the #3 Proficiency test which means you are about strong enough to have a chat with an old Japanese man when you a riding the ski lifts. But still well Gaijin in Japanese eyes.

Anyways I didn’t plan to end up at a resort with a Bunch of Aussies. I didn’t want that. So my last gig in Japan was at Niseko. Everyone was on the piss. Everyone was partying. I was reading Yasunari Kawabata. Everyone hated me. I didn’t care. Because I was reading Yasunari Kawabata.

One night probably without plan I got on the Sauce. I remember being dressed In some type of nylon unisex polkadotted Japanese Moo Moo. I also remember at one point during the night hanging on to the bonnet of an automobile and being driven to the afterparty through the icy snow. Typical Drunken Insanity.

Anyways the next day one of my co-workers said. OH MY GOD. You are such a different person now!

I didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. I got pissed and spastic and all of a sudden im a good guy?

It teaches you something about human nature. People feel more comfortable around us if we are willing to compromise ourselves.

Ironically there is a lot of speculation on my banana game. Well you are going to have to live with the fact that I can be quite anal retentive at the best of times. Don’t give a fuck how loose you want me to be. Im tense. Im stiff. Im Immalleable.

So thats all. They try to loosen me up for anything. But that is not the direction i’m going in life. Looks like that god bod might be Given me the ol rod nod.


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